Taking Care

Please do remember that as the penguin is property of P.O.D. it is your sole duty to keep penguin in excellent condition during the date, after the date, and upon return of product. User guide will be included with penguin. Care instructions include, but are not limited to, the following:

1. Penguin must wear provided ankle leash, no exceptions. Mouth guard will be required with certain breeds.

2. Daily bathing of penguin strictly enforced. Washing machines STRICTLY prohibited.

3. Brushing of the bill optional, but definitely recommended.

4. Daily exercise of penguin strictly enforced. Exercise merely pertains to placing penguin belly-down on provided yoga mat. You will then proceed to sit side saddle onto the penguin's back. Without initially applying full body-weight, you will await to hear grunt from penguin prompting a "Giddy-up!" from you, the rider. The pre-trained penguin will then attempt to crawl forward, wings extended from it's sides. Five minutes of this exercise minimum.

5. Brush penguin tuft at least twice a day.

6. Eating of parasites optional. (Merely use provided magnifier. Recommend harvesting while penguin snoozes)

Questions? Don't hesitate to ask!