Lost all faith in yourself?? Incapable of striking a cord with that perfect someone? If you're failing to click romantically, why not try clicking with a penguin first?? Our professional, homeless, obese penguins are perfect conversation starters and ice breakers, sure to get you in on that coveted second date.
Possible topics of conversation:
"Why that dang penguin so fat?"
"Why that dang penguin staring at me?"
"Why that dang penguin wearing women's clothing?"
"Why that dang penguin holding a butcher's knife and giving me dirty looks?"
"Why that dang penguin slashing my tires?"
"Why that dang penguin hotwiring my car and installing a lift and spinning hubcaps?"
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